Today, I discovered I’ve been living amongst a murder house.
You know how you always hear stories, or watch movies, of a recent dweller who committed a terrible act and buried the bodies in the backyard? Well, this person decided to make it his reality. And in my neighbourhood too.
Apparently so, a family lived in a house, not too far from my house. They killed people. A family event, maybe? The Cullens had their weekly hunts. The Brady Bunch had their ‘Marsha Marsha Marsha’ meetings. These Mohammad’s had their lamb sacrifices. And when these sacrifices weren’t accepted by their dear Allah, they buried them in the backyard. Sadly though, the family escaped to Lebanon (to kill some of their own kind). But they had to of course cover their tracks. So they devised a cunning plan that was seen in an episode of Dexter. Rebuild the house and sell it. Well they sure left that out of the house listings.
“Newly renovated 4 bedroom house. Modern kitchen and bathroom, dining and lounge area with spacious backyard; comes free with two bodies. Close to shops and parks.”
The current Asian tenants were none the wiser as Police seized their home for dismantling and placed them in a Hostel.
Disturbia’s come alive. If only I had a telescope at hand to witness this first hand.